Washington DC, a beacon of freedom, independence, power, law, hope, ingenuity and a leader of a model constitution, has now been turned into a dysfunctional special interest-controlled tribal war theater. As a result, it has now earned a new name of “Washingstan”. No congressman dared to resist arm-producing, conflict-promoting and morally-bankrupt lobbyists. So, please correct your records to reflect this name change until further notice. God bless the United States of Peace and Common Sense.